Bangable & Unbangable 101: a public service from your instructor, Marlo Meekins.

Diagram of the sexually repellent and sexy sexual sex male:

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Personality flaws diagram may or may not be saved for another day.

Quiz later.

48 comments:

G R I G O R said...
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Marlo Meekins said...

hahhaha i'd bang both of them. i'm lonely

Anonymous said...

What about freckles?

Marlo Meekins said...

freckles in moderation are great! (biased opinion)

Marc Crisafulli said...

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE QUIZ! I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the little guy lives inside the bigger guy's ass~chin, and that because of this the little guy is
CHINtoxicated.

In other news... EAT SOMETHING!!!!!

Marlo Meekins said...

what

william wray said...

What if you can effortlessly kill either one of them?

nothing said...

That's freakin funny. Love it.

Jenny said...

the sexy sexual sex guy has a mullet...thats kinda repellent.

p.s. he looks a lil like a stretched out U.V., do i get a prize or something?

P.S.S. you spelled concrete wrong, you skank.

P.P.P.P. im going to draw you today, and i'm gonna make you all skanky.

onemanpunkband said...

love your caricatures... and yeah, mullets suck.

geenpool said...

your charactures feckin' rock!!! Ok, now you make me wanna draw...thanks...sheesh.

Marlo Meekins said...

MULLETS ARE BACK, WIGGERS!

UM said...

Blimey, nice work!
Mullets have never ceased in Germany.

ULI

Mega said...

wow thats some sick work! great inspiration!

and mullets are intense!

Animal Qwacker said...

Bonus points for knowing what a "filtrum" is.

P.S. I'm not sure mullets where ever actually "in". I think they just existed. But I'm a mullet agnostic myself.

Helder said...

Wow, you have a really wicked style. I'm gonna link up and check back regularly.
peace.

Alina Chau said...

AWESOME character drawings!! Love the lines, love the style!!

carlos said...

Im definitely of the first kind...:(

Gary Clair said...

Yeah.. but I bet the second guy doesn't have a collection of lunchboxes!!!!

Joel Beaudet said...

awsome drawings.

scottdiggs said...

I am the second guy by the way.
awesome stuff.

Anonymous said...

so, i have a series of questions for you: 1. what medium/media do you usually work in?
2. at which part of the face do you start?
3. is caricature drawing how you make a living?
i'm about to go to college for illustration.

UrbanBarbarian said...

Do you sleep well? Excellent work! ;)

PS - Those barmitzvah caricatures from the last post were devilishly good!

Tom Green said...

Great drawings, and personnally I'd do them both. Not at the same time obviously, well...umm...nevermind

Tom
http://tomampoo.blogspot.com

martin wittig said...

wow! Always amazing work...i love looking at your posts:)

Howard Shum said...

Funny stuff!

UM said...

Hey Marlo,
You are so young and so good at drawing and also, according to the pictures, very good looking. Now , this does piss certain people off two fold, or maybe three fold.(It's the Spanish Inquisition). It doesn't help that you post the post you did, even though I think it's very funny. Can you do a post of bangable girls too and the ones you think are not? On another note, imagine yourself in a car crash (CRASH, the movie). The bangable guy just can't bring himself to rescue you, because his hairdo might be thrown out of wack and he simply doesn't want his precious pecks to undergo more strain than the gym work he does, and taking care of his dimpled chin is all-of-a-sudden more important. The non-bangable guy turns out to be the heroe and saves your day. Would you still go for the pouty lipped looser? Good discussion here anyway. And as an artist looking at your work I can only say that I love what you do and can't wait to see where you go from here!!!
Cheerio,

ULI

heri said...

Magical Marlo has good lines on this one!

-heri


p.s. where is my toon, you vigina!

Gabriel said...

I believe real man are supposed to be ugly!

Marlo Meekins said...

Thank you for the kind words, jesus/god's children

Dear Uli, i'd bang the ugly guy if he saved my life, for sure! heck, i'd pork him if he could impress me with a decent drawing.

<3 <3

Gary Clair said...

When Marlo says "Pork" she pokes her finger into your belly repeatedly while pushing her nose up and making pig snorting noises between saying "Piiig pig piiiigeeee pig piiiig!"

I fell for it like 9 times.

Jenny said...

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mez said...

I know a guy that looks almost exactly like your "unbangable" sketch!

Those of you who know me know who I'm talking about!

And we've drawn him many times.

hahahahahahaha

rickgo said...

i'm somewhere in the middle of these two guys.so you need to draw an "only when i'm drunk and or lonely" guy,or "lets be friends!guy".

get to work on that!

Vanoni! said...

Lovely!
Never before have I seen so much useful information crammed into two single images!
Your blog is a pleasure to read, fer sure.

Also - thanks to heri for penning my new favorite phrase: where is my toon, you vigina!
It's perfect for the title of my new one act, semi-autographical play - formerly, "Marionette of the Penis"

Jenny said...

now that you've broken the will of children and men, why not start on the females....im sure you can make them cry and want plastic surgery too!

i KNOW you can do it.

warren said...

Mullets ARE back! I wish I never cut mine now. Ladies love the party in the back.

Alex said...

Am I the only person who checked all these features against my self in the mirror?

Vanoni! said...

I didn't have to.
Looking at that second image was JUST LIKE looking in a mirror!
:)

Monkeyfeather said...

HILARIOUS!

Trevor Pitt said...

Hmmm, this is interesting. That "unbangable" dude looks like a down syndromed version of Jake Gyllenhaal...wait, that sounds mean, let's combine the 2 and just say it's Matt LeBlanc, at least that's honest. I'm not sure mullets are ever "in"...well, maybe if a guy plays hockey or he's a Texas Ranger. I currently have some curly haired shit jetting out from the back of my head. It doesn't obey, it's like the Borg of hair. Hey, I think I might grow my hair out even further and go for that "Kentucky Waterfall" look that shoots down the back. Wait, I wonder if that leads to inbreeding?

I dig your schtuff, fun caricatures. Welp, be sure and tell unbangable Peter Lorre & bangable Billy Ray Cyrus that I said "yo."

Catcha' on the flip-flop.

Joe Bluhm said...

Stop drawing me! :)

Jenny said...

you know....that was whiskey, not rum, you drunk.

want a BJ?

Marlo Meekins said...

yes

scottdiggs said...

Ok fine Im the first guy...(but with more tattoos)

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